Reaching giraffes

Ja tämä teema on kostoni Paulalle. Kärsi sanoistasi.

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

  • dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
  • dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
  • dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
  • dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
  • dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out

Lately I’ve been disturbed by the unevenness between Key’s face and neck

and adult life

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

sleep-justsleep-wakeup:

calliopestorres:

HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY 

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’

animated-disney-gifs:

 

One thing I love about friends is the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends 

the-heart-of-ice:

Reasons to date me:

  • Standing next to me will most likely make you look gorgeous.
  • Nobody will try to take me from you.
  • I have no upper body strength so if you want to wrestle, you’ll always win.
  • You’ll get a good laugh out of my extraordinary clumsiness
  • If you happen to live on the country side, I’d make an excellent scarecrow.
  • I can almost, kinda-sorta make food.

fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time